4 Warnings About Hand Sanitizer
1. Hand sanitizer is meant for disinfecting not for getting you drunk!
Sanitizer bottles may look like the perfect pump for a few sake bombs straight to the dome, but don’t be fooled!
2. Hand sanitizer may smell pretty good but it tastes horrible!!
Trust me, you don’t want to end up like this guy with a mouthful of aloe moisture hand sanitizer.
3. Putting hand sanitizer under your pillow wont keep your dreams clean!
Although much research is in progress, the Sanitizer Fairy still hasn’t been verified to actually exist yet.
4. Hand sanitizer and foot sanitizer are similar but not the same.
Don’t forget to get that sanitizer in there all nice and deep like! There’s no excuse for poor hygiene, even if you don’t have hands!